I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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