Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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