question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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