Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
