very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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