Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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