I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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