He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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