good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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