Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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