Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
