scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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