did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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