I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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