If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Couch. On fire.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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