..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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