physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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