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(720): View more from Colorado

It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...

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the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?

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(309): View more from Illinois

Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.

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