One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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