Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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