Sry I called you an 8
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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