p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
