I seem to have left my pride at pride
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
