Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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