Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she told me i tasted like america
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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