I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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