we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
