How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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