What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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