Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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