I cockslap morals
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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