Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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