what day is it and did you see me today?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize