just come out here and I will go home with you...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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