i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Randomize