I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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