Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I need a beard to bite.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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