my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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