i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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