I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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