I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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