I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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