love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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