its not stalking. its research.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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