covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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