So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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