Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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