i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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