Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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