whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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