I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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