so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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